Ukraine Red Head - Big Fake Boobs and Big Fake Intentions

Our latest dude pretending to be a chick comes to us in the form of Tatiana who uses the email address of tanya.chocoladka@yandex.com.  She's offering up some sweet words and sending pictures of what I could only call one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen.  Those tits look more misshapen than Justin Bieber's chicken neck.

The email headers show she's located in Kiev so it's nice to know that while the city is burning, Fat Vlad is still cranking out his phony love letters.  As with all the other scam perps, "Tatiana" offers nothing in her letter of substance whatsoever.  It's like receiving email from an 8th grade girl.  I'm still hoping for something- ANYTHING original, but so far it's still the same mindless garbage spewed from inside the borders of Ukraine.  Here's her email:

Hello xxxxxxxx

It's me, Tatiana, from the dating site :) How are you today? I am glad

Stupid titties exist

we  can  talk  here  on  email as it is more personal. I am new to the
online  dating  but  I  hope  it won't take too long to find what I am
looking for :)

I  guess  we  both have our reasons to be on the dating site. I wasn't
lucky  enough  to  find  my real love here in Ukraine and I decided to
give  it  a  try  on  Internet. My friend found a really nice guy from
Canada and they have been together for two years now and both are very
happy.  She  said  that  I  should  be patient and I will meet someone
special. I really hope so... Maybe it's you... Who knows? :)

I  wonder what you are looking for? As for me, I am not looking for Mr
Perfect.  I just want my partner to be my best friend; I want to share
my  secrets  with  him; I want to trust him completely... I want to be
someone he can always count on; someone who will always understand and
support  him, someone to laugh and cry with...

I  am  so curious about you, your dreams, your life. Tell me something
about  yourself.  I  look forward to your mail and hope you will write
soon. Have a beautiful day.

sincerely, Tatiana

Picnic boobies

Received: from 18-104-179-94.pool.ukrtel.net (18-104-179-94.pool.ukrtel.net [94.179.104.18]

inetnum:        94.179.0.0 - 94.179.255.255
netname:        UKRTELNET-ADSL
descr:          NCC#2011011865 Approved IP assignment
country:        ua
remarks:        E-mail for SPAM and abuse  postmaster@ukrtel.net
admin-c:        ARM42-RIPE
tech-c:         ARM42-RIPE
status:         ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by:         AS6849-MNT
source:         RIPE # Filtered

We love you, Tatiana.  Cheers babe.

---------------------------------------------

Tania is back and this time she brings us a brief story of a warm family moment where she came home to find her dad chasing her mom around in a sexual frenzy while our scammer's mother dashed about the house in a slutty nurse outfit.  It really tugs on the hear strings and nearly brought a tear to my eye.  Until you picture Fat Boris typing this out and laughing with glee as he gets a boner just thinking about it.

Again, our dating scam in a bikini doesn't fail to mention that there's a price tag to getting these letters translated, but when will she make her move?  I'm guessing that there will be some sort of tragedy and our Ukraine scammer girl will end up needing some help ASAP.

Enough with the suspense, here's the letter:

Hello dear xxxxxx,

I  am  so  sorry  about  the delay in writing. I was wondering why you never wrote me back until your mail was found in the spam box! So here I am writing to you only now. Are you having a beautiful day today? Is it  as  cold  in  Zurich  as it is in Ukraine now? It's freezing here! brrrr  I  wish  I could be somewhere warm and I wish I had someone who would  warm  me  up  :)  Oh,  I would love to joinyou in a warm place somewhere on the beach! Are you inviting me? ;)  

Take it off hot stuff!

There  is so much I want to ask, have no idea where to start... things you   enjoy  doing,  places  you  like,  favorite  sports,  interests, dreams... Tell me everything!  

My  name  is  Tatiana but friends call me Tania. I live in Metalist on the  East of Ukraine. I am a veterinarian at the local clinic. I love animals  since I first saw one when I was a few months old. I am proud of my job as I am helping thosewho are in need. I am 29 years old and I'm  turning  30  on May 9th. I have never been married and don't have children. I am a happy person in every way except the most important - I haven't found my true love yet. But maybe I have? Can it beyou? ;)  

I have a nice family - mom, dad, grandmother, an aunt and two cousins. My parents have been together for over 30 years now and they still act like they just got married :) I once came home when they didn't expect and  had  caught  my  mom  wearing a sexy nurse costume for dad. I was shocked!   They  are  still  role  playing  after  so  many  years  of marriage!!!  haha  Other  than  this  we are a normal loving family. I believe  in perfectly happy couples like my parents and I want to find that special someone I will love.  

Definitely not wearing panties

I  have  to  finish this letter as my lunch break is almost over and I need  to get back to work. I am at the translation agency writing this letter  to  you.  I  don't speak English but I really want to learn it soon. Maybe you will teach me a few words or phrases if we meet? ;)  

Ok,  I  will  look  forward to your reply as I am really excited about you! I'd like to see more of your pictures too.  

warm hugs,  Tania