Friday, December 30, 2016

Russian Scammer Olga Pt. 4: Bringing Her Holy Cat Stripping to the USA

Our scammer is ready to make her long journey to the USA.  Or should I say, her journey to my "country".  She hasn't once mentioned exactly where she's going.  Olga only uses "your country", "your capitol".  Obviously, this is because of the generic letters she sends, but one can't help but notice the sheer laziness of not personalizing certain aspects, but the only thing he/she does is add my name to the top of the email.

Something I can't help noticing is how old this scam seems.  The claims of slow Internet, unable to afford a new cell phone...  It just seems like the same scam letters I received a dozen years ago.  At this point I'm not certain of the location this scam is even originating from.  It's as if technology has advanced, but the scammer hasn't.  I have a feeling the person that actually wrote these letters was an adult prior to the fall of the USSR.  The only thing the letters are missing are complaints of long lines to get a loaf of bread.  There is one thing I can't emphasize enough:

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A RUSSIAN GIRL, IN 2017, TO HAVE NO WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU BY PHONE OR VOIP (SKYPE OR SIMILAR).

Granted, it's very possible to actually talk to a Russian girl on the phone and still have it be a complete scam, but at least make them work for the money if you're going to be a victim.  Ultimately, I can post emails and Ukraine scammer photos until I'm blue in the face, but people need to approach this online dating with girls from Eastern Europe with common sense.  This applies to Asian girls as well.  A few years ago I had an acquaintance who divorced his wife and fell in with a girl from the Philippines.  He was 60, she was 23.  He sent her money, paid for her visits to the US and I'm sure enjoyed sex with a young woman.  Magically, she became pregnant and she began shopping for their new home in California, while his adult children and friends could only shake their heads.  Unfortunately, he died of a heart attack during the planning stages and the girl simply disappeared.  I knew some people who had friended her on Facebook and was informed she began a new online romance within a month.  That story isn't unique in any way.

Now, back to Olga.  Her latest email boils down to talk of two things-  money and sex.  She spends most of her time assuring me that all of her expenses are covered and she'll spend two weeks in my capitol.  I guess that's supposed to be Washington, D.C.?  Then she'll move to my city to begin her work as a dental hygienist and somehow work her way to being a dentist.  I told her I lived in California and listed a city in the 818 area code, but she hasn't once mentioned that city.  She has no idea the name of the cities she'll be leaving for in just a few days.  And what do I know about her?  She lives in Yekaterinburg, doesn't have a phone, grinds on men's cocks for cash, and doesn't want me to masturbate while I wait for her to arrive because she wants me to save all of my "cum" for her!  This is such a horrible scam.  I literally can't believe any man would fall for this garbage.  In the meantime, I'll try to guess when and where the request for cash will happen.  As I write this, she should be arriving in Moscow, but I have no clue where she'll be staying for the "few days" she has to be there.  I don't believe the payout will be requested outside of Russia at this point, so I can only guess that something awful will happen while she's in Moscow and I'll need to send her money so she can make it to the US and end up in my bed.  On to the letter:



Hello my sexy John!
  I am very happy to see your letter.
 You are very hot and sexy man, this is clearly seen by your letters.
I am gathering things for my trip. My train to Moscow departs at 4 hours, and I need to check if I have collected all the things that will be needed during the trip.
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My sexy Russkie slut hanging out at the docks
In the end, I'm leaving, not a couple of days, I'm going up to 6 months. Therefore it is necessary not to forget anything. Because of this, so many thoughts in my head and emotions.
I am very happy that very soon we will be able to meet in real life.




I will be in Moscow for a few days, I need to sort out all the formalities, and then I flying in your country. I'll be back later to you from Moscow. I think I can write from the Internet cafe in Moscow. And much cheaper to make calls. There are now a good situation, with the money, so I write e-mail. I'm very excited, I've never been outside of Russia, and I do not know how you all settled. The rules of conduct, traditions and customs that are still all a mystery to me. But I'm learning fast! With your help, I definitely would succeed.
I just do not know the cost of living in their own country. What do you think will be enough for me monthly salary at the rate of dental assistant to 3600 $? In Russia it is very big money, but I do not know the value of money in your country.
I think you can spend that money along, because the money they receive as my personal expenses.
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Butterfly kisses from sex crazed Olga
All other expenses related to my accommodation and meals are funded by the government internship program. Do you think that money and beautiful John?
But now a bit too early to think about it. The money will I have when I arrived in the capital of your country.
I already said that I should be in your capital city for two weeks. I had all the instructions at the Russian Embassy, and the government will give me my first pay for personal expenses next to my arrival in your country. After spending two weeks in the capital of your country, I'm going to visit your city. So I want to know all the information in order to avoid any errors or problems.
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Her ass is too small for me.
Please write to me, exactly as your city, and what is the nearest airport to you. I will write this information, so I will not ever forget.
  Now I had a thought, maybe I can earn extra money, like a dance striptease in your city. What do you think, how can I earn? I hope that you have a place where I can do a striptease? But if you're against it, I will not be doing a striptease.
I wanted to show striptease just for you and even more the strip, I want to play for you a lap dance.
This is called a pip show, lap dance, you were more clear. I'm sure you cum and have an orgasm, or in spite of the fact that I'm not even going to touch you.
John, I do not know if you have a chance, but I'd like so that we can meet at the airport, as soon as I lay down in the capital of your country.
I really want to meet you as soon as possible. I am very happy with his thoughts.
This is still just a thought, but I hope that soon our dreams will come true. How do you imagine our meeting?
I think it would lunch somewhere, then walk a bit and talk.
And then, I would like to know more closely! I hope you understand what I mean?
Get ready, I'm coming, you will get a stiff hot, wild sex, sex that you never had before this!
And please do not masturbate until I came to, I want all your cum!
And now it came to me, my girlfriend and I have to finish my letter, that will help me pack up and take them to the station.
Contact you and give you all the information on my flight just arrived in Moscow. I conclude my letter as soon as look at it, tell me! I wish you good luck!
Even if you do not see your letter from home, I can read when I come to Moscow, and will be very happy.
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Is this even the same girl?
I wanted to see the answers to my questions in your letter!
I kiss your body!!!!
Your princess Olga!



Great news, yeah?  So, rather than sitting here with blue balls waiting for my stripper to show up and relieve the problem, I thought I should send out a proper reply.  My last letter was just pasting the wikipedia entry for Gen. Dmitri Polyakov, and while that seemed to turn her on, I wanted to send this commie pinko scammer something a little spicier.

She gave me a couple topics to offer my advice on concerning her finances so I thought that would be a good place to start.  She's been crunching the numbers to make sure she's living the good life in America so I think it's time to let her know exactly where she stands in that matter.  Here's my response letter:





Hello my beautiful and sexy Holy Cat Olga! 
Thank you so much for your super sexy pictures.  I found it difficult not to immediately start masturbating when I saw them.  I really hope your flight isn't delayed because I need me some of that Russkie ass ASAP! 
Yes, my princess, $3,600.00/day should be okay to start with.  You'll probably have to work at the strip clubs spinning around the brass pole 7 nights/week, but I know how much you love to see the lump in guys pants so I assume that won't be an issue.  To be honest, things have been a little tight for me financially, so your stripping should help me out as well.  It's probably best to put your sweet ass out on the track on Hollywood Blvd. on weekends to turn a few tricks as well.  I think you could pull in a cool chunk of cash doing that, and if all goes well I can even quit my job at the adult bookstore and sit home eating Cheetos and watching basketball on ESPN. 
I want you to know that we're Making America Great Again over here and you really need to do your part to help.  Make sure you jog every morning and work out at the gym at least 4 days a week.  I'll need you to keep that Putin loving body nice and tight for the johns.  I'll also make sure you're safe while you walk the streets.  If any clowns get out of hand you can count on me to clap their bitch ass upside the head and rob them.  And that gives me another great idea.  We'll take you to nightclubs a couple nights a week and drop a few roofies in the drinks of businessmen and we'll roll them in the alley once they're out cold. 
I have lots of great ideas for making cash, so hurry and get your sweet ass here so we can't put plans in motion and start hauling in the dough! 
Rub your princess parts for daddy a couple times, okay? 
Your adoring husband and pimp to be, 
John

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Yekaterinburg Strip Clubs Finest Holy Cat Lap Dancer Ready to Get Sexy

After breaking off lesbian affair with Irina, our Russian stripper dentist is ready to talk porn, masturbation and facials!



Whether our Russian Holy Cat is named Olga, Svetlana, Marina, Katia, Julia, Larissa, Victoria, Lina, Vera, Tatiana, Raisa, Alla, Yana, Tatyana, Viktoria, Yuliya, lilia, Katja, Elena, Akatsia or even Vladimir, she's really decided to crank of the heat with her latest letter.  She wants me bad.  She wants the huge lump in my pants and she wants me to... cum on her face.  That's right, our Russian photo scammer wants me to drop a big load right on her face.

She's always been fascinated with my "pants".  I'm pretty sure that's in reference to an erection.  Just between us, her horrible letters do nothing for me.  I couldn't even manage to push rope on this chick.  Nonetheless, she can't wait for me to pleasure her in bed.  I bet she's a really tiger in bed, or should I say cat?  I have to say I was a bit disappointed in her "sexy" pictures.  They amounted to showing a bit of leg and one shot of her in a bikini top.  I've only performed a reverse image search on one photo with no matching results, but I think it's safe to say that some poor girl out there in Facebook land, or VK, or Instagram is having her photos poached for this scam.

I think I like the Russians better than the Ukraine photo scammers.  Much more slutty and interesting even though I know where this script is heading.  I was hoping to get a phone call out of this, but now that it's lost I guess that's out of the picture.  I could probably suggest Skype or a similar app, but I'm sure Olga will come up with some excuse to rule that out.  She's still emailing via a server running Nginx- http://124.217.251.41 with a few other mail domains running on the same server:

IP Range : 124.217.251.21 - 124.217.251.21
  IP in AS : AS45839 (PIRADIUS-AS PIRADIUS NET AS45839, MY)
  Authorative DNS Servers (name/number of hosts served):
   ns1.kuala-lumpur-colo.net (7)
   ns2.kuala-lumpur-colo.net (7)
  9 hit(s) (Will only show max 1000 hits in free version) 
     alphamail10.com [124.217.251.21]
     gmail2015.com [124.217.251.21]
     kazakhmail.com [124.217.251.21]
     maillcom.com [124.217.251.21]
     www.gmail-mail.com [124.217.251.21]
     www.gmail2015.com [124.217.251.21]
     www.kazakhmail.com [124.217.251.21]
     www.maillcom.com [124.217.251.21]
     gmail-mail.com [124.217.251.21]

Okay, time to get on with the letter and her most recent pics.



Hello dear John !
 How's life? I hope you will do well.
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No sex near the cactus!
I have great news, all my travel documents ready.
Tomorrow or the next day I will go to Moscow to be more in place of my internship.
Literally as soon as I heard the news and immediately wrote to you about it. When I sit down at my computer, I was hoping to see your letter, and now I am very happy that I've written. I feel I already miss you.




When I read your letters, my heart begins to beat in rhythm and I frequent this nice.
I feel the warm feelings and I am very happy to continue to communicate with you. Why do I feel that you are very good and kind man. They are very easy and pleasant to write a letter!
Birthday friend and went well, but I was very bored, I was very sorry that you were not with me.
Marina from Ukraine
I like to masturbate while I wear my bikini!
  Now I have no one. And it is very difficult. I'm young and I also very large sexual appetite. Therefore, we must be satisfied with masturbation.
I'm a little embarrassed to write about this, but I hope you are not afraid of it.
I do not think I'm doing something unnatural. I just want to have sex, and I want it. I think it's natural, and do not hesitate to do so. This natural and that is not bad.
  I see that our relations are developing very well, and we can learn from each other.
I want to tell you that I am a very sexual girl and I need a lot of sex.
Very modestly)))))))))))))
When I arrive in your country, and we meet, you will be able to offer a great pleasure for me in bed. I want you to know that I want a lot of sex.
  I just ask. The fact that I no have here a man who for many reasons. In the first place because I'm going to leave Russia, so I'm looking for someone here. Secondly, the men in our country, very conservative and shy and insecure.
I love sex, I like everything new that you can try. I love the new positions, role play and new places for sex. I like oral sex. I think this is one of the most beautiful types of sex is the most intimate.
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Yeah, it's a piano.  Now drop your panties!
I wish you gave me to cum on my face. I've never felt this great feeling. But I really want to try with you, John. Here, none of the men can not give me such pleasure.
Psychology Russian men are very conservative, and this is unacceptable to them, I do not want just sex in the missionary position. It's very monotonous. I want something new, I have many ideas and I like to experiment!
I want to try all positions Kamasutra. I hope you can help me learn. I need a partner for the study of sexuality.
I also want to ask you what you think of oral sex? We will deal with them?
  But please, do not think that I was so depraved.
I can not do anything with them. You're really turns me on! I have a strong desire, you can not imagine! With me and the first time! I just can not control myself!
I believe that sex in a relationship and very important!
I hope you realize that for the other, and we will be together for life. I am ready to devote their life to a person who understands me, appreciate and love. I hope this person is you!
I want to meet a man who is worthy of my love pure and sincere.
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Don't worry Olga, I won't show your pics to anyone!
  I want to send this letter, my picture quite candid. I have photos even more honest, and I will send them later, but please bear with me. I hesitated a bit.  If you choose this course. I hope you enjoy my photos. I also hope that these pictures I have not seen anyone except you. These photos are just for you, and I would not want to get my picture, someone else had seen.
I hope you like my pictures, I really want to know your opinion.
I also hope that I have not confused with my pictures, and I think I'm depraved.
If you're confused by something, then just tell me and I will not continue to do so.
I'd like to see a picture that you end up with my photos. I think it's very exciting.
But that's just the thought. I'd love to see your cum on my body and face!
  I love sex and I'll tell you honestly, I really want to John!!
I conclude my letter and I feel great enthusiasm. 
I hope this letter brings a smile to your face and warmth to the heart and pants :))))
I really hope to see your new letter in the near future!
A large number of hot kisses and hugs!!!!!!!!!!
Your Olga.



Now, I just have to find some new recipes to send to her disguised as a letter.  Maybe one of my old college thesis would be fine.  Until next time...

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Olga the Stripper Dentist Shocking Confession: I Was a Lesbian!

Olga's Saga Continues with Confessions of Lesbian Sex:  "I had girly sex with my friend Irina and I liked it!"



My next email/letter from Olga has arrived and I have to say that I'm crushed she forgot to wish me Merry Christmas.  If she's going to keep up this scamming gig she really needs to get some customized scripts for holidays.  Let's get the basics out of the way-  her email address is angellave@gmail-mail.com and she is still sending from a data center in Malaysia as opposed to a home Internet connection:  http://iphub.info/?ip=124.217.251.41

Olga's most recent communication contained a couple of important pieces of information.  The bad news is that she broke her cell phone and now has no way of talking on the phone (we all know where this is going, right?).  Apparently Tsar Putin's regime is not big on affordable cell phones, so poor Olga THE STRIPPER does not have enough money to buy a new one.  As you'll recall, our lovely Russian scammer goes by the stripper name of "Holy Cat", but apparently she doesn't pull in huge amounts of tips.  Things are so bad she can't afford a replacement cell phone.  Maybe she could get some tips from Edward Snowden's pole dancing girlfriend to help increase her revenue stream.  Personally, I think it's the "Holy Cat" name that is turning off all the horny drunken Russkies.

The second bit of news in her letter is the shocking revelation that she was a lesbian for a month!  I'm not sure this angle is working well for her scam.  She's a stripper who isn't attractive enough to be able to afford a new cell phone, and she isn't attractive enough for a man to want to fuck her.  See what I mean?  This girl is a mess.  I have to send her miniature sized pictures because her usb ADSL is too slow to view large pics, and now this phone and lesbo stuff!  It's enough to make a guy want to give up on her.  But, fear not, I'll continue as always.  I have to admit that I have been very lazy with my emails to Olga since I'm now sure she doesn't read them.  I just keep sending the same email to her over and over.  It doesn't seem to bother her, so I'm good to go.  Here's Holy Cat's latest email to me:


Hello, my dear John !
I miss your letters.
When I do not see your new mail, I open the ancient letters and reread again. I am very interested in learning more closely.
Please answer me right away when you have a chance. I'm sorry if something I did not answer your letter immediately. Now I have a busy time. We must learn to work and engage in my visit to your country. It takes a long time, but I look at it, I find the ability to read your letters and write the answer for you. I hope you're not offended by me, my dear John?
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We're wearing matching panties!
It would be nice to talk on the phone and hear your voice, but to my great regret, more recently, I lost my phone on the bus staff. Buying a new phone in our country and not cheap. I think that buying a new phone, during the passing of my internship, because the prices of telephones in your country and significantly lower than in Russia. Unfortunately, I can not give any phone number. Therefore, the easiest way for our communication and now e-mail correspondence, and I hope for your understanding. As I said before, I have many concerns with the upcoming trip and there is no time to deal with the problem of the phone.
Now, I do not know the exact date of my departure for training, I still kept in limbo. But, as I promised the Chancellor of the University, the matter will be resolved in the near future. Once all know my journey, I will tell you now the exact news.
The most important thing for me and that very soon we will be able to meet, and I can explain to you all, looking into the beautiful eyes. I look forward to the day when I can see in reality. Mmmmm, it would be so great! You also want this, John?
Unfortunately, perhaps, need to finish my letter. I want to close my eyes and dream of you. I want to see you in my dreams and fulfill all our desires, which are now only in our thoughts.
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Don't you love Irina's painted on eyebrows?
By the way, tomorrow I go for my birthday my friend Irina. To be honest, I do not want to go. I think I would be bored there, because it will not be next to me. Many girls will be with men who have some of them already have children. I'm tired of being alone and want to be next to me was a man who will love me. I am very happy that we met with you and we are able to develop our relationship.
But I could not refuse my friend, because it is close to me man. All photos done exactly Irina and I want to tell her enormous gratitude.
I will tell you the great secret of our friendship.
When we started college, me and Irina were lovers. We were young, we would like affection and tenderness. But our relationship did not last long, for about 1 month. We realized that we are not lesbians. We concluded that no girl will not be able to give so much love and affection, like a man. We Irina remained good friends. Maybe you want to see her picture? But I can tell you girl, and, above all, she is a true friend who supports me in every difficult situation.
Maybe I should talk to you about this, because my story might not like Irina, but as I told you before, I want to be among us has not had any secrets. This story c irina, was our secret and make it stay that way. If you do not have problems, please do not tell anyone. Let this story will remain between us. He agreed, my dear John?
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I get to wear the strapon tonight!
Open your heart and soul and I hope you will answer me in return.
I can not wait your email back to me. I hope that my letter to you does not seem sad or bored. If suddenly you become sad, I want to apologize for sending my pictures. Do you forgive me? :) Once you become sad and lonely, look at my picture and everything changes. I want to give you a smile.
Do not forget me.
Millions of kisses for you.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Olga the Stripper Dentist From Yekaterinburg - angellave@gmail-mail.com

Carefree Russian Naturist Loves Stripping, Nude Photos and Dentistry!



So, it's Christmas Eve and I've received my third letter from the charming and horny Olga from Yekaterinburg.  This scammer is not very attentive to what's sent to her/him, as I've sent mostly gibberish without a single reference to any of it from our horny stripper from the Urals.  The IP address they are sending email from is 124.217.251.41, which appears to be a proxy/VPN out of Malaysia.  I'll include my replies to help demonstrate the absurd nature of her replies.  On to the first letter received December 19, 6:00 P.M.:
Kiss my teddy bear
Scammer Olga with teddy bear


Hi, dear. How are you?Please do not be surprised to my message. I know that we have with you a purpose in life - we want warmth and love. With your permission, I will tell you more about me. I am twenty five years
old. I am cheerful, sociable girl. I love to dream and enjoy life. I like to spend time in good company. But in my heart right now is ice. I want to find a man who melts the cold. I\'m sure you can be my prince. You
know, I\'m an open person, so to speak, I\'m without complexes and without bad habits. I do not drink alcohol or smoke. If you have no complexes and ready to go in the world of pleasure and affection, if you are
ready out of the gray boring life make vivid unforgettable tale, do not miss this chance, leave everything and write me soon! I love sex. We can communicate and share pics, even erotic. That\'s one of my photos. In
the future, of course, you would get more of my pics and be able to know me closer. I hope that I could like you and our relationship will continue. Your passionate Olga P.S I hope you like my picture


Well, GREAT!  Fortunately, I have no complexes and I love erotic pics and letters!  I'll fire off a quick response:


Hi Olga,
Thank you for your letter, my lovely girl.  Your picture is so beautiful, thank you so much for sending it!  I would love to get to know you better.  Tell me what it's like where you live.  I also love butt sex.  Let me know if you're down with that.
Write back soon!
John XO

Not your typical response, so let's see how she responds to her creepy suitor:


Hello John!
I am very glad you responded to my letter.
As you already know my name is Olga. I'm 25, I live in Russia in the city of Yekaterinburg.
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I don't like to be ignored!
I can only hold a dialogue in English, so I'll just write in English. I ask you to read my letter carefully, because I know what I think of what I write.



Based on your answers, I'll be watching, whether it makes sense to continue our dialogue further or not.
To be honest, I do not like to be ignored. Just so happens that I tell people about you, you can say that open the soul, but just ignore it. By sending me letters just stale, and even sometimes forget to change the name of the letter. This is very offensive to me and caused a lot of pain in the past, I do not want this to happen again.
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Olga enjoying a sunny day in 1969??
Just do not worry, I'm not angry. Do not jump to conclusions, read my letter to the end and even then draw conclusions. In fact, I was very good and friendly. It just makes life being careful and often rough due to many cases of fraud and evil.
Really like me, and I see that you care about.
Who knows what the end will have our correspondence, but I hope that you and I will be a minimum of dear friends.
      I am a student and now I am in Medical Academy, Yekaterinburg. But more about that in my next letter.
First to start a dialogue, I want to say right away that the money I earn to live the dance striptease.
And I do not think it's shameful. I am not ashamed of my work. If this is contrary to your moral and ethical principles, and do not want to talk to me, and can save time and then do not read my letter.
I like people who do not fear the negative opinions of others about themselves, I like people who are not afraid of the open expression of desire.
      I'm sorry if my English is not very good. I could speak English , but, unfortunately, I am writing in bad English .
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I'm lonely Russian Girl
I hope you understand what I'm writing to you. If you do not understand something, ask me about this.
      I like to have fun, I love jokes, anecdotes, and I am very cheerful disposition. With me will never get bored.
With regard to age. I think the age is not important in the relationship between human beings. The most important thing is the ability to love and respect! It's just love real man really knows! The soul of a pure heart and the most important components of the person. The age does not matter.
As the saying goes, love knows no age.
I appreciate and love the people that are close to me. I sincerely hope that we will be very close, because you really like.
Very rarely happens to me, someone I loved at first sight. They are very demanding.
But you did something once attracted. I do not know what. It is just like me on a subconscious level.
You know how it happens, like a person, like another. All at a subconscious level. I understand very well the people.
I  do  not want to brag, but it's true. Even if you are not too old, I
was 26, but I had a hard life, and I had to grow up quickly.
I'm just waiting for someone to be protected, but I just hope for me. It taught me to enjoy every moment of life, never to lose heart and do not complain destiny. In fact, we have the fate of the creators. Do you agree with me?
      I also want to discuss as soon as a problem, a lot of hype on the internet, I was faced with this, talking to people before.
Lie with more lies and sometimes even think that meets with no man, but with a computer program.
I want to be sure you're a real person, I want to call you.
I want to hear your voice and be confident that you're a real person. Enter your phone number and I'll call you.
I mean right away if you need only my erotic photos, and if I was not interested in you as a person who does not need to write something more. Many have tried to get cheated in my photos. Someone told me that he loved me, making a series of compliments, promising a lot of money, but if I do not like people, I do not do these images for him.
And as soon as people understand each other, immediately disappeared. It was very painful and humiliating for me.
I do not care explicit images, I do very much like them. I love it when I admired, that raises my spirit. But I do not want someone made me.
When I want to, I want to make explicit photos and send them to you if you want.
      I hope to see your letter as soon as possible. I would be very interested to learn more!!
Tell me more about myself, about the country, the city where you live. It's very interesting to me.
I have for you and a great demand, please answer all my questions and comment on what you think of everything that I have written. It's very important to me.
Do not forget me, please write as soon as possible.
With best wishes!!


How lucky can I get?!  A lovely Russian girl who loves to strip and send sexy nude pictures to strangers on the internet!  So yeah, typical copy/paste letter with horrible English and the usual mundane drivel about romance.  Time to fire off another reply to her that makes even less sense than what I receive from her:


Hi Olga!
You are very beautiful and sexy!  I am so happy you answered my email. 
I have a small amount of knowledge of your city.  I remember from my Russian history studies at University that Yekaterinburg is in the Urals and is where the Tsar and his family were murdered by the shitty Bolsheviks and that commie pinko Lenin.  Of course, Putin is just as bad and hopefully he will be assassinated soon. 
I think it's super hot that you are a stripper!  I would love for you to strip tease for me and show me every inch of your commie pinko body-  especially your browneye stinkhole!  Hopefully, you find me charming and suitable so that I may receive your explicit pictures!  Do you like whipped cream?  I would love to lick whipped cream from your lovely breasts.  I like pineapple, too.  I'm known as the spongebob of sex to women who have been fortunate enough to have been fucked by me.  Someday I hope I can spongebob fuck you and you could become my wife! 
I am 45 years old and I work in the field of IT for Fox Studios in Los Angeles/Hollywood.  I was also the local Republican Chairman for the MAGA Trump campaign and I have bedded Kimberly Guilfoyle, as well as many other beautiful women.  I have one daughter who is 18 and started college this year.  I do like to spend time at the local strip bars and I'm known as quite the big tipper.  I'm not a cheapskate and love to spend money on my girl.  Maybe we could go to the strip club together?  It would be super erotic to get a lap dance from you as you grind your firm young ass into my crotch until I jizz in my shorts!  I also would eat pineapple while you serviced me. 
I agree with everything that you have said and I think we are the perfect match!  My home is in the city of Agoura Hills and my phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.  Feel free to call me anytime as you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen!  I can't wait to spongebob buttsex you all night long! 
Kisses for my sweet Olga, 
John XO


Now this reply is raunchy and bizarre enough that it should elicit some type of response from Olga, right?  Wrong.  She doesn't blink one bit and the next day I receive another pre-written letter in my email:



Hello my friend John!
I can call you my friend?
I am happy to receive a letter from you, and be grateful for what you want to continue our dialogue.
Please read this letter carefully, this is a very important point, I want to know your opinion.
I'm glad you do not blame me for what I am working striptease dancer.
Dancing and striptease - and very different. I'm not ashamed of what I'm doing.
I was wondering about the effect this subject in my first letter, or even talk about it or not.
But I have always appreciated the honesty in a relationship and always tell the truth, and I hate liars.
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I am appalled with my work, I'm not ashamed of it. I love to dance and I love good music. And I have a beautiful body.
It would be a crime to hide my body under clothing. I'm glad someone is watching me very happy and excited, this is particularly evident in men on the fovea))))) pants
It's very flattering to my vanity, I'm glad to feel needed and wanted. I hope I did not shock that I did not complex, and I think well.



Complex make boring life. I just do not think I'm immoral. They are very vulnerable, sweet and very loyal.
I am a woman for a man, and if someone will love me, then there will be no other.
I love life, and enjoy every moment. But I'm trying to live a decent life, that I was ashamed of my actions.
Actually, God sees everything. So I think I'm not doing anything wrong in my work. If I want to do a show striptease for you, for you, would you like this John?
By the way, my name on scene, the holy cat. What do you think of this?
  My photos were taken by my girlfriend. I lost most of the photos when the computer was broken. Now I not have lots of photos. If possible, I would ask you to send images, fell and cut, because I have a very slow speed of the internet, and unfortunately, I can not upload photos of a large volume. I use the USB ADSL modem. This system does not work too well, and also not cheap. I pay the megabyte downloaded, and if you load a large number of megabytes, will be expensive.
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Help me, I pay the megabyte downloaded
So I ask you, please reduce the size of images.
Like I said, my internet speed and very low. So I write to you more comfortable just e-mail. Of these modern means of communication such as Skype, Facebook, and various types of messengers, while I can only dream of. The usual e-mail to me, the option most acceptable and convenient.
I will send you new photos and I hope you like it. For me it's important to know what kind of impression you make on my photos.
I also want to see more photos, and I hope you will send new pictures for me.
As you can see my photos are not too revealing. But with each subsequent letter of my photos are more sincere. As I said before, I just want to build a relationship of trust and do not want to hide anything from you.
   You are very nice to me, you are very good and pleasant to talk to.
I am not mistaken in you. I want to continue our relationship, I want to know closest to me with you very well. Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
   I  want  to  tell you more about me. I am 25 years old. I was born
September 3, 1991 (astrological sign Virgo), all the rest you can see in my photos. I am an orphan. I have no relatives. My height 168 cm 52 kg I weigh. I have no children. But I love children, and in the future I would like to have two children (boy and girl).
As a child, I grew up in an orphanage (orphanage for children who do not have parents). Are very difficult years, and I was very easy.
But what to do, and been in my life. Now I am horrified to think my life in an orphanage. Poverty, hunger, constant insults. They are very painful to remember those years. And I do not want to talk anymore. All this and much painful for me and please do not ask me about it. I'll tell you later when we know better.
Now I want to tell you about where I live. I live in city Ekaterinburg Russia. It's the capital of the Sverdlovsk region, located in the heart of Russia in the Ural Mountains. My city is located at a distance of 1850 km. to the east of the Russian capital Moscow.
In the 18 years since reaching the age when I left the orphanage and began independent adult life. Adulthood (18 years), the state gave me an apartment.
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Orphanage and I studied well and was able to get free medical Academy in Yekaterinburg, where I am now studying at the Faculty of Dentistry.
   Perhaps you have a question about why I wrote to you? The next year I finish my studies in medical academy, and very soon (just recently), I come to your home country to practice (internship at the dentist). All documents are ready and I also have a ticket.
But still do not know exactly where I'll be in your country. I just know that the first two weeks, I have to work in the capital of his country.
After two weeks of practice in the capital of his country, I'll go to another city. Can I choose the city or I can stay in the capital. At the time of practice, I will be provided with room and board, in most I paid.
Opportunity to receive training in your country, I received a great school at the Medical Academy. It is a government grant, which helps to develop the skills of young professionals.
I hope that everyone understands. I'll tell you about this in detail in my next letter. Everything is ready, so I soon in your country. I had the desire to find a friend in your country, and my fortune - and came into my life.
My internship will take place 6 months, during which time I will be in your country. I think it's good, we will be able to communicate in real life.
We can not talk. I love sex! I want to know in a more intimate!
It can communicate with over the years, but did not realize that this man - the ideal partner for you as long as you do not try sex.
Do not force it, because in the course of communication that happens by itself. After completing an internship back in Russia in order to complete their training. But in the future I want to leave Russia. I want to sell the apartment and leave the country. At least that is my desire.
My apartment is very small, but not looking at it, and in my personal possession, and I am very happy. Repairs in the apartment that I had done to your taste and desire. I was very comfortable apartment.
To study at university I needed extra money to work as a dancer in a nightclub stripper. But I do not want you to think I'm a prostitute. I do not like that. Do not have sex for money. Also, I despise these girls. I can not ever agree to have sex for money. Because of work and study, I have very little free time, I am often away from home.
And now I will tell you that I like.
 In my spare time I like jogging in the morning, and in the winter I go to the stadium to skate.
In the morning I always do gymnastics. I feel almost every day to visit the pool. I like swimming. During the trip works all muscle groups, and this is very good for health. Do you like swimming?
However, I do not like when someone starts to make bubbles in the pool, making the pool jacuzzi :) I hope you understand what I'm talking about. This, of course, fun, not just a very pleasant smell. I hope you do not want to eat, I'm afraid to spoil your appetite :)
In general, I am for a healthy lifestyle. How do you feel about sports?
  Hey, wake up John :) I hope you do not fall asleep reading my letter.
I think that the letter was too big, and you're tired of reading it. So I finished my letter.
Write what you think of all this, I'd really like to know your opinion. I hope that my letter of your elevated mood.
I look forward to your new email for me.
YOUR HOLY CAT, Olga!



Is "Holy Cat" the hottest stripper name ever, or what?  It makes me want to empty an ATM of 20 dollar bills and make it rain, baby!  Or not.  To be honest, I'm feeling very ignored at this point.  Not a single response to anything I've written to her.  At this point I'm wondering if I'll ever get a "real" response from her, or if this scam just sticks to a pre-written script.

It's good to know that Olga is an active, athletic girl.  Jogging, gymnastics, swimming (not to mention pole dancing)...  I wonder if I can keep up with this babe?  One good thing to know is that she doesn't like it when people fart in the pool (make jacuzzi).  Fortunately, I wasn't eating, but that was one of the more entertaining comments I've ever received from a scammer.

So, time to reply once again to her War and Peace length letters she manages to crank out on a daily basis:



Hello beautiful Olga, 
Your reply comes as a perfect delight for the Christmas season!  Like the singing of a sweet bird or the moist morning dew on the grass.  I hear electric violins in my head when I read your words.  I panic at first because I hate when I start hearing things in my head.  Sometimes I hear voices that tell me to tomahawk judo chop the women of the world but then after I bang a hit of Mexican tar in my veins I feel fine.  I will try not to attach really big pictures because you have the shitty Russkie usb dsl internet.  Someone should have the asshole Putin upgrade the internet speeds in Yekaterinburg so that you can view really huge pictures of dicks and stuff.  I was going to attach a really big picture of my dick but I better wait until you have better speed.  Hopefully, you can still send a picture of your chocolate starfish for me to spank my monkey to! :) 
Yesterday I was in the Hollywood Hills and I decided to climb the hollywood sign.  I was really high on some super cool drugs that made me feel incredible.  I was sooo krelto and spigoodle that I couldn't figure out how to splingle back down the sign.  Sometimes I speak in California surfer talk so I hope you can follow along :)  I love to surf and hang 10 baby!  Sometimes I like to surf with my stiffy hanging out but if you've ever been hit in the cajones with a surfboard it ain't fun I tell you!  Thankfully my junk is still in working order and I can lay pipe with the best of them.  Even better than the younger guys!  Wait until I get you in my bed and jackhammer my love stick in you until you go crazy!  You'll love it I promise!   
Damn, I really love your sexy legs baby.  I bet the swimming helps keep them in great shape.  I would love to swim naked with you but please no jacuzzi bubbles because that is pretty fuckin gross.  It would be a real turnoff if you happened to pinch a loaf in the pool!  Hopefully, that will never happen.  I do really want to tongue punch your fart box so I hope you stay clean down there for me!  You're my hot sexy stripper baby and I won't share you with any other men.  I can't wait to bury my pipe in your back door all night long!  Write back soon, okay? 
Love and sexy hot kisses from your big daddy, 
John


Complete garbage that doesn't make sense, but I wanted to throw made up words in there in case she actually decided to respond to my text.  But, nope.  Again, she sticks to her form letters and like clockwork I have another reply in my inbox today.  I have to admit I feel disappointed.  Not a word in regards to it being Christmas Eve or anything Christmas related at all.  Maybe she's saving up a big batch of beaver shot pics to send me as a Christmas present.  Probably not, but here's what I received from my "Holy Cat" today:




Hello, my dear John !
The most important thing is that they are very easy and interesting to talk with you. I think it is important for the criteria of true friendship and love even more.
In my last letter, you probably do not understand my words about your trip to your country. I'll try to explain all the details about it today. Please read my letter very carefully. Perhaps because of the language barrier that separates us, what are you then I can not understand, but I hope that we will find common ground.
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Another sunny day in Yekaterinburg
As you know, I am a dentist at the university in our city. I am one of the best students of our University. I am a very responsible attitude to my studies, so I have a great opportunity for a gold medal at graduation.



Only once in five years, of all the Russian students played granted the opportunity to travel abroad for training (training in specialties). Luck smiled at me, and I had the chance. My joy knew no bounds. Of course, I had to try, because I have to not only learn, but also to work. I promised myself that this grant must win, and I reached my goal.
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I hope she doesn't fall in the river.  A little.
In front of me has opened new possibilities - I received a scholarship for an internship in your country. Your country has been chosen for a reason. Dentistry at home and one of the best and most paid professions in the world, in comparison with Russia.
For example, dentists in our country are called sadists and even tooth fairies. Probably due to poor maintenance. And the dentist before in Russia, was a cruel king - Ivan the Terrible, who tore the teeth means available to poor farmers. If you are interested, you can find this information in Wikipedia, or simply visit the Google search engine. I want to change the opinions of our citizens and qualified to become a real doctor. I am confident that with your specialist, I have to succeed.
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Dental work is very important, then, the stage and minimum of 6 months. During this time I have a huge "knowledge resources", the specialists in your country. What is most interesting that the apprenticeship contract, my salary would be  3600 $ per month. This is a significant sum for a dentist Russian. Payroll who can only dream of in our country.
I still can not believe that very soon I will be able to be abroad, because I have never traveled outside of Russia.
Under the terms of contract, the state pays for my trip to your country and a complete package that includes accommodation, food and clothing (if necessary). I am in no way going to need. I will be working as an assistant to a dentist in your country, and not receive the bad money, I'll miss the free use.
The first 2 weeks of practice I should be in the capital of your country, which will begin a course of lectures. Then, all students will be in all the cities of your country and I'd be awfully glad to have in your town, my dear friend John.
I think it would be very nice to meet in real life are not always given a great opportunity. What do you think John? Tiger cat lover and colorful - I think one of us could get a perfect match.
I'd love to hear your opinion about it. I hope you're not tired. I want to continue our communication and become more close to you. In this letter, I attach my photo to you. Please, tell me honestly, do you like my picture? It's very important to me. If you want, then I can send a photo more intimate in the future. As I told you earlier that I will not hide from each other. I want to build communication with 100 confidence and understanding. I believe that we must succeed, and we are all more than just friends.
I can not wait your email back to me.
Your holy cat, Olga!



This is amazing!  She's now coming to the USA to train as a dentist.  How lucky can I get?  She makes it clear that everything is paid and she doesn't want money, but I'm willing to bet that changes in the coming weeks.  What could happen to poor Olga?  Maybe her purse is snatched at an airport stopover?  We'll have to wait and see.  More to come.